It sounds like a topic for Wild Speculations, but we don’t have to speculate. John Scalzi will explain all in When the Moon Hits Your Eye. The cover has just been announced, and the book is available for preorder.
This might inspire a sequel to “Wallace and Gromit: A Grand Day Out”
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Will the cheese moon be the same diameter, or the same weight but larger? What is the difference in the reflection factor of cheese as opposed to moon rock. Will people on Earth die from the views from Brie?